There’s a better way – Help her find it.

Am ramas surprinsa sa vad ca filmuletul de campanie apartine celor de la   United Way Romania.  Good job,dudes.

O sa va dati seama si singuri despre ce e vorba,urmariti-l.  E ..bun. Parol.

Agency: Saatchi & Saatchi, Romania
Creative Directors: Jorg Riommi & Daniela Nedelschi
Art Director: Florin Roman
Copywriter: Sorana Caracudovici
Production Manager: Monica Garbur
Director: Anton Groves
Producer: Marius Botirca (Studioset)
Illustrator: Andy Sinboy Luke
Illustrator Assistant: Damian Groves
Animators: Silviu Visan, Bogdan Zelinschi & Adrian Aghenitei
Editors: Dan Mateescu & Sorin Baican
Sound design: Alin Flaidar
Posted by Gonzo at 1:24 AM
Labels: Romania, Saatchi, Social awareness

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Poate n-am facut curat in camera..dar mi-am ocupat timpul cu altceva. De azi am tablouri pe pereti. Si nu orice fel de tablouri . Love them . (N-am avut bani de rame “fensi”)

I hate ..

I hate my life. I hate myself. I hate liars.I hate the army.I hate having to  be always everyone’s damn emotional support.I hate the government. I hate Primark. I hate speed. I hate airplanes. I hate being a nice person. I hate men. I hate women more. I hate sluts. I hate that people see me as one. I hate my neighbours. I hate Ireland. I hate liars again. I hate the queen. I hate sun. I hate that i can only sleep with my light on.I hate smart people. I hate science fiction. I hate bullies. I hate hot coffees. I hate lemons. I hate Lord of the rings. I hate liars again. I hate people that take drugs. I hate nicotine gum. I hate pain. I hate porn sites. I hate being hateful. I hate roller blades. I hate magazines. I hate beautiful people. I hate musicals. I hate seeing homeless children. I hate being fat. I hate having goals. I hate dreams. I hate having a crush. I hate sundays. I hate everything.

Happy birthday to a good friend ..

In cinstea ta si a noptilor calduroase si pline de fum si bere de la Umbrelutze  in care am ascultat piesa asta nu mai mult de 4.780 de ori. Brings back memories, ah ? La multi ani si-mi pare rau ca anul asta nu vei mai primi bonuri fiscale si hartie igienica. Enjoy your song,VeeVee.

In mood

10 songs – one mood

Having an everlasting crush is the best feeling. Cantece pentru un necunoscut,hehe.

1-Tiamat – Do you dream of me

2- Therion – Seawinds

3 -Dio – Temple of the king

4-  Smokie – Stranger

5- Yngwie Malmsteen- Prisoner of your love

6 – Jesse Cook -Rattle and Burn

7- Lenny Kravitz – I’ll be waiting

8-  Yann Tiersen -La chute (Give it a try,cap-coada, preludiu pan’ la minutu` 1.03)

9 -Kings of Leon – Use somebody

10 - Beautiful South – Alone

Everyday I wake up and is sunday ..

Urasc duminicile . Cea mai proasta inventie e ziua de dumica. Da,Doamne, ai auzit bine, sa-ti bagi picioarele-n odihna ta. Nici eu nu obosesc dupa 6 zile de munca. Si nu e ca si cand ai dat cu tarnacopu` pe santier  6 zile. Te-ai gandit..Uuuh, im not in the mood to break any ribs..so..let’s take a fucking break!!! Well, it was not the smartest idea,dumbass!

Da. Deci urasc duminicile.De’a lungul anilor, am si adunat nițcaiva motive.

Nu suport duminicile pentru ca:

1-Nu poti sa mergi in zig-zag pe strada,mirosind a bere si tutun, dupa o sambata noapte de Tzoc,fara sa te impiedici de vreo baba care merge spre biserica! Good work God. Again, your fault!

2-Samanta de comunist din tata isi lua forma ideala in zilele de duminica in care eram treziti la ora 8!  Si ziceam: Pana si Dumnezeu se odihneste duminica! (Thanks for this one,God) iar tata furios: Da Dumnezeu nu se imbata ca porcu`sambata seara!( Daca stia tata ca Dumnezeu nu numai ca nu se imbata dar nici nu pierdea cheia de la poarta, nu sarea gardu si’si rupea blugii’n el, nu facea carare printre florile lu` ma-sa si nu dormea incaltat cu bocancii plini de noroi -[ Oh-oho, buna Mada!] )

3- Programele de pe ProTv sunt aceleasi ca de Craciun,Revelion,Paste,Ziua homosexualului,Ziua lenjeriei ingalbenite,etc adica: Singur acasa 1,Singur acasa 2, Singur acasa 3,Singur acasa 4,Singura acasa -Special edition, etc etc etc ..

4- Dumnica era ziua de spalat parul.(Ce vreti, eu am fost saraca! Si nici n-aveam apometre ) Cum sfanta joaca in spatele blocului de-a ratele si vanatorii nu  trebuia niciodata intrerupta, uram duminica. Program scurt. Si in generatia mea,cel putin, baia de duminica era un sindrom foarte popular. Catalin,can you back me up here, a little, please?

Si ar mai fi. (To be continued)

Anybody elese hates sunday ?

No good could come from waking up on a sunday morning!     Nothing !

Completare de la Wanna

Mda…eu urasc duminica pt ca dupa ea urmeaza luni.

O uram cand eram mica pt ca era zi de teme si intram mai devreme in casa ca ma trezeam de dimineata luni sa merg la scoala.

O mai urasc pt ca e zi de gratar si se aduna toti musafirii “mult asteptati” si apoi tre sa spal vasele.

O mai urasc si pt ca nu gasesti un magazin deschis…Si ar mai fi…

De-a joaca in Photoshop dă ziua drapelului – 26 iunie,bă

Pentru ca eu fara nicotina nu functionez,poftim o măzgăleală pentru drapel. Oameni buni, NO nicotină,NO pretentii .

Poftim Romanico, tara noastra si a nimanui, tara mea de glorii,tara mea de dor, in fututul negru,negru viitor..

De-a joaca in Photoshop

Uite,mama!

Ziua cand nu voi mai spune “Uite, mama!” va fi cea mai saraca si cea mai nenorocita zi a vietii mele.

“Mama-i numa` una” zicea Cosma in liceu..(binenteles in unul din bancurile lui proaste) .. si bine zicea.

Mi-e dor de mama mea .

Shit Happens

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.

Fundamentalism : If shit happens to a televangelist, it’s okay.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Christian Science : Shit happening is all in your mind.

Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Capitalism: That’s MY shit.

Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…

Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Existentialism : What is shit, anyway?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism : This shit is going to happen again.

Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.

Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!

Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

Atheism : I can’t believe this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

And of course we must add…Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!