Shit Happens

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.

Fundamentalism : If shit happens to a televangelist, it’s okay.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Christian Science : Shit happening is all in your mind.

Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Capitalism: That’s MY shit.

Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…

Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Existentialism : What is shit, anyway?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism : This shit is going to happen again.

Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.

Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!

Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.

Atheism : I can’t believe this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

And of course we must add…Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

N-am personalitate,dom’le, nu am .. Ce sa-i faci ?

Deci Da. Ce sa-i faci ? N-ai ce-i face! Am citit pe blogul sarcasticului meu prieten ,Rares,un articol care m-a amuzat teribil .. Despre ce ? Despre termenii pe care oamenii si oamele poporului i-au introdus in motoarele de cautare , de-au dat peste blogul lui .  Eh,pentru ca am o lipsa crasa de personalitate (Dar asta deja stiti cu toti) voi face acelasi lucru . Nu de alta, dar m-au amuzat. Nu atat de mult ca cele gasite pe CoajaDeCopac dar … Ale mele sunt mai “imbracate”. Sooo, cum ati ajuns pe blogul meu ? Cautand urmatoarele :

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True facts in my friend’s life.

Some true facts my friend,Davy, wrote down in his blog . I totally agree with him.

1. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3. You’re never sure whether its safe to eat green crisps.

4. Reading when drink is horrible.

5. Nobody dares to make a cup-a-soup in a bowl

6. Rummaging in an over grown garden always uncovers a bouncy ball.

7. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

8. Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into their school.

9. People who dont drive slam car doors too hard.

10. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal your nose.

11. Everyone has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

12. Old women with mobile phones looks wrong.

13. Old ladies can eat more than you think

14. There’s no panic like the panic you feel when you think you have got your hand stuck in something.

15. Everyone who has just read the calculator fact will type it into a calculator!!!

16. Driving thru a tunnel is exciting.

Thank you,Davy.. and,actually, i do remember when a dog ran in to my school.